OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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