well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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