Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
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I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
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In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
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