So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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