ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
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I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
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Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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