oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
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She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
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she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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