The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Randomize
