I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
This girl is more easily done than said...
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
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she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
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He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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