i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
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There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
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I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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