David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
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The Swedes wanted a tensome.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
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I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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