I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
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Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
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My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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