I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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