drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
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I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I just found puke in my bra..
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
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I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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