he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
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Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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