i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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