Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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