I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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