If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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