having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
party gras won. party gras always wins.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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