But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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