I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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