wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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