just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
there's paper in my vomit.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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