He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
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I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
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i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
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