Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
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Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
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Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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