I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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