I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
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I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
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Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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