You work out of a Hotel?
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
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