This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I just want nice things and good sex
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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