so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
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I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
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Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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