Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
This toilet bowl is my home.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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