hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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