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Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
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