your thong is hanging out like whoa
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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