Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Randomize
