What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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