Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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