I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
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That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
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When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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