So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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