Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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