So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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