Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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