like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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