I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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