called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Randomize
