dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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