I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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