Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Sext me about skeletons
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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