Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
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The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
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I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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