yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Holy sore nipples Batman
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If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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