i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
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Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
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I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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