I don't think brook has ever known best
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
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Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
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Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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