I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
its liver damage thursday
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