She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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